Mary-Kate may be small but she's wiry. While leaving an Oasis concert an unidentified man grabbed her purse and tried to flee. Mary-Kate was reported to of said, "What the f*ck? Your messin' with the wrong girl, DUDE!" Instead of letting go as most of us would, she held on and he dragged her for approximately 50 yards, sort of like the T1000 in T2, before he whined, "Jeez! This bitch is crazy!" He let go and ran. Unfortunately for him Mary-Kate has the legs of a cheetah and lives by the motto, "Don't get mad, get even." In just a few seconds she caught up to him, kicked him in the groin from behind, and tackled him to the ground. She then proceeded to execute an SED (Super Elbow Drop) on him. Here's an illustration: Super Elbow Drop: Executed by diving onto a prone opponent with one's elbow cocked, driving the elbow into the opponent's shoulder or chest. After about ten of those he was screaming, writhing in unspeakable pain, and was begging for mercy. Luckily for him, Mary-Kate is a very forgiving person so she relented and finished up with her coup de grace - a combo diving knee drop, diving leg drop, and finally a diving fameasser (one of her past boyfriends was a pro wrestler). To show there were no hard feelings, she gave him two dollars for cab fare, a coupon for a free MK&A fan club membership, and sent him on his way after he promised to never do this again. He cried with happiness and thanked her profusely. He was last seen being taken away by paramedics. Mary-Kate was last seen beating the crap out of her bodyguards.